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Over the years, I’ve worked with many programming languages and this list cracks me up every time I see it.

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David Longnecker

David R. Longnecker

Converting
coffee to code

Recent Posts

The Launch Isn't the Landing

March 19, 2026

The Translation Layer

March 12, 2026

Discovery Debt

March 6, 2026

The GPU Part I Glossed Over

March 5, 2026

Local AI Without the Overhead

February 24, 2026

Founder Mode Is a Knowledge Transfer Problem

February 22, 2026

Where's my SMB Settings?

February 20, 2026

When Your Frontend Is a Bridge

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I focus on the people and products involved with technology and technology's role within the enterprise; not as a replacement for individuals, but as a tool to empower users, build relationships, and drive business strategy.

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