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The Code Nobody Understands

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"What if" for Programming Languages

December 17, 2017

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Over the years, I’ve worked with many programming languages and this list cracks me up every time I see it.

So true. So very true.

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David Longnecker

David R. Longnecker

Converting
coffee to code

Recent Posts

The Code Nobody Understands

April 20, 2026

When Your Product Starts Talking Back

April 19, 2026

Your App Reflects You

April 15, 2026

A Rust-y Rewrite: Script to App

April 12, 2026

Strongly-Typed Lua Without the Stack Wrestling

April 10, 2026

Lua Memory That Stops Surprising You

April 7, 2026

The Launch Isn't the Landing

March 19, 2026

The Translation Layer

March 12, 2026
View more posts

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I focus on the people and products involved with technology and technology's role within the enterprise; not as a replacement for individuals, but as a tool to empower users, build relationships, and drive business strategy.

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