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When Stepping Back Is the Intervention

October 2, 2026

The Workaround Is the Warning

September 29, 2026

The Span of Control Ceiling

September 25, 2026

Where'd my Lua Intellisense go?

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Still Willing to Be Wrong

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Being Mentored by Someone You Manage

September 18, 2026

Ideas Aren't the Bottleneck

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Same Fix, New Name

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"What if" for Programming Languages

December 17, 2017

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"What if" for Programming Languages

Over the years, I’ve worked with many programming languages and this list cracks me up every time I see it.

So true. So very true.

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David Longnecker

David R. Longnecker

Converting
coffee to code

Recent Posts

When Stepping Back Is the Intervention

October 2, 2026
A leader standing at an open doorway, watching a team work through a problem on a whiteboard without stepping into the room.

The Workaround Is the Warning

September 29, 2026
A chair pulled slightly back from a conference table as if someone is expected, other seats occupied and leaning toward the gap, soft afternoon light

The Span of Control Ceiling

September 25, 2026
A manager at a cluttered desk reaching toward a stack of sticky notes while a monitor behind them shows a crowded grid of chat and notification windows.

Where'd my Lua Intellisense go?

September 24, 2026
An upset programmer in an old cartoon style looking at two monitors with intellisense errors

Still Willing to Be Wrong

September 22, 2026
A solitary figure at a wooden table closing a worn leather notebook, morning light from a nearby window

Being Mentored by Someone You Manage

September 18, 2026
A senior leader in a side conversation leaning in to listen while a younger colleague points at a laptop screen, both seated as equals at a small table.

Ideas Aren't the Bottleneck

September 14, 2026
A product leader setting down a marker beside a whiteboard of sticky notes to look at an open support-ticket queue on a monitor

Same Fix, New Name

September 11, 2026
A quiet archive room with labeled storage boxes on shelves, morning light through a high window
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I focus on the people and products involved with technology and technology's role within the enterprise; not as a replacement for individuals, but as a tool to empower users, build relationships, and drive business strategy.

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